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Everything the lab knows about wrapping, weighting, maintaining, and picking the right paddle for your game. Free. No syndicate membership required.

Wrapping

Video · 04 min

Wrapping a grip without losing your mind

The lab's method: overgrip first, three passes, no wrinkles. Includes the trick we use for sweaty Miami summers.

Tutorial · Beginner
Video · 03 min

When to swap your grip (and why most players wait too long)

Tacky lasts about 30 hours of play. Sweat speeds it up. Here's the lab's grip-rotation schedule.

Tutorial · Beginner
Article · 05 min read

Overgrip vs. base grip: pick one

Spoiler: you want both. But the order matters, and so does which one you replace when feel goes off.

Reference · Everyone

Weighting

Video · 06 min

Lead tape: where to put it, how much

3 grams in the throat for stability. 2 grams at 2 and 10 for power. The rest is feel. Here's the dial-in process we use in the lab.

Tutorial · Intermediate
Video · 07 min

Reading your swing weight without a fancy machine

The pencil-balance trick. Plus how to feel the difference between a 7.8oz and an 8.2oz paddle blindfolded.

Tutorial · Intermediate
Article · 08 min read

Static weight, swing weight, twist weight: what each one does

The cheat sheet for understanding the three weight numbers and why the third one matters more than you think.

Reference · Advanced

Maintenance

Video · 04 min

Cleaning a paddle face (do this, not that)

What we use in the lab. What ruins the surface. How to keep grit out of the texture for spin players.

Tutorial · Beginner
Article · 03 min read

When your edge guard tells you it's time

Three signs the edge guard is shot, and how to swap it without re-balancing the whole paddle.

Reference · Everyone
Article · 06 min read

Storing a paddle in a hot car: don't

Heat warps composite cores. The lab's storage rules for tournament season: in the bag, out of the trunk, off the dash.

Reference · Everyone

Play style

Field guide · 08 min

Paddle types by play style

You're a banger, a spinner, or a dinker. We match face shape, core, and surface to how you actually play.

Reference · Everyone
Field guide · 06 min

Elongated, hybrid, or standard: which shape, when

Elongated for reach and power. Standard for control. Hybrid for indecisive operatives. The trade-offs in plain English.

Reference · Intermediate
Video · 10 min

Live demo: switching faces mid-rally

Four faces, same rally, same player. Hear and see the difference between thermoformed carbon, raw fiberglass, kevlar hybrid, and toray.

Demo · Intermediate

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